It was a simple mission for Secret Agent Man, Jack Briant. Get into the Equinox Roslyn and go unnoticed by any of the local inhabitants. I had some assistance from Number 10 Downing Street in Woodbury. His code name: Jared. However I was sworn to secrecy by MI-6 to which I have pledged my allegiance. #2 as he is known at the office of the home secretary had surreptitiously arranged for my false identity papers and I slipped by Roslyn security with nary a raised eyebrow. I was happy because I finally was able to circumvent this blackberry/I phone handicap that had me vexed and locked out online and waiting in lines 60+ minutes at Equinox Woodbury. There was no angst of being the first 10 in line because I was able to book this class online. Shhh Jack this is spy stuff and top secret. It was good to see a few familiar faces and they faked any recognition of me knowing the risk I was taking. Of course our leader was there doing her best impression of Kindergarten Cop with the lightweights in Roslyn.
Secret Agent Man, giving you a number and taking away your name. Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow. Mission accomplished as I was able to file this report exclusively for Kristen's Spin Class.
Yours truly,
Jack Briant
Secret Agent Man, giving you a number and taking away your name. Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow. Mission accomplished as I was able to file this report exclusively for Kristen's Spin Class.
Yours truly,
Jack Briant
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