A Saturday KSC and nothing like the day before in the 945 on Friday. That’s what makes her class so attractable. She is loquacious on Friday and cracking us up on Saturday. The Evil Woman paints the ride by sometimes using imaginary cyclists ahead of us and gives picturesque descriptions of their attire or less than likeable traits they possess. Yesterday had me in stitches or as near to it as I could be in the middle of a breathless ride.
You may have seen that pitchman Vince for ShamWow on television, in fact it would be hard not to if you are in front of the boob tube for any length of time. If you’re not this guy is not only demonstrative but also boisterous and sports a behead hairdo. Anyway he starts out telling us that the Germans make the ShamWow and he says: “You know the Germans they always make good stuff”. Well that’s what I thought of when Kristen set her first vignette.
She starts out by telling us there’s a pack of riders ahead and they have thick muscled bodies and they mustn’t be from around here because they don’t even speak English. They’re Germans and you know how good they are at cycling. I just was beaming the whole ride because well, she is just something else. She often quips that she hopes she doesn’t say anything she might regret but that never happens even if we are licking the lulu lemons off someone’s ass in front of us because it’s coming out of her mouth and we just love it. Cary Grant in The Philadelphia Story, 1940 if some of you might recall takes Katherine Hepburn’s face in hand and shoves her backwards as only he could get away with. I feel the same about Kristen she can say or do anything as far as I am concerned because she does it with flair no instructor can match.
What about having a sex tape out there? No there’s not much chance of that because that would make her much too infamous and she would have her own TV show.
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