Kristen's Spin Class

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Ghost in the Machine


Looking particularly stunning today the Evil Woman had some operating challenges in the Lavender Palace. It started out electrical with the emergency light illuminated when it wasn’t supposed to be.  Louis along with Mario (a member of our stellar Maintain staff) entered the studio with a huge ladder that stretched almost to the ceiling. Mario scurried up the harrowing steps and extinguished the misbehaving light right quick so we could have the proper environs restored to the proceedings of KSC.  Maybe that started the Ghost in the Machine, as a strange presence seemed to haunt Kristen throughout the ride.  

Ever the perfectionist Kristen seemed put out at first by the intermittent outages in her mike and it gave me pause to smile because it really doesn’t matter we all were happy as clams in the 8:30 and whether she’s mike’d up or dependent on her eloquent naked speaking voice it was all good.  After a time she seemed to be accepting of the strange phenomena a ghost in the machine. After all the entire spirit world should know how just much fun we’re having back here on earth.

The Evil Woman was convinced that when she cocked her head to one side the microphone functioned normally but aligned center the spirit took over and I could swear the specter was smiling each time he and his chicanery “pulled the plug” out.  And we never get cheated in KSC. As the “interruption” would have taken two songs off the play list Kristen undaunted would have none of that and played on because we always get our moneys worth and then some each and every ride. 

Oh and this tuck your tailbone thing in. Yeah well as she stood up and demonstrated her pelvic tilt I said men can’t do that s*it! I told Greg in the Boys locker-room and after a belly laugh (he has no belly) he concurred with me. I have to consciously sit back to accomplish that thing women can do.  And I love when they shake that thing called the gluteus maximus cause it sends me right to where I see a Ghost in the Machine.  




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